Saw a fox running across the road the other night and it reminded me of a conversation with my Swindon neighbour Dave (both perfectly sober btw).
The gist was that we should start a company called Fox in a Box which would advertise their humane fox catching service. It went something like this; flood an area with leaflets offering to drop off a humane fox trap in any garden for a fixed fee, details of how any captured fox would be treated were clearly described and, of course, the fixed fee was pretty reasonable and would only be charged if and when the trap caught a fox. Basically the animal would be transported to safe place and then released, unharmed, to rebuild its life in the new location.
The USP was that the next leafleting exercise would cover that self same “new location” , meaning the whole scam could be repeated forever (well pretty much)…..